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All bags are lightly scented, biodegradable, and shipped within the US.

Unlike Politicians, we deliver on our promises!

  • 100% Biodegradable

    Faster than a Congressman runs for re-election, our bags will decompose fully into the envirorment

  • Added Thickness

    Bags won't fall apart upon hearing triggering words

  • Will Make Someone Mad

    Let's be honest, you want the attention

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